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One giant family of DORKS
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"See, there was this frog, right? And he was in my toilet, right? And I tried to do something about him, and he jumped out, right?! And the next thing I know, I’m a bidet! Wait, I’m not a bidet, my toilet was a bidet!"
 -Guude, translating an unbelievable story in Sims 4 (via wildh10l)
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vevahu:

"you’re worth more than pauses horse" new pick up line sure to win you over

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"Look at you! You’re nothing but a waste of space! You contribute nothing to society. You knew we needed a farmer, but no. You wanted to become a butcher."
 -Ethoslab (via ethomindcrack)
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